Words of Encouragement
- There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
- At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
- The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
- A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.
- Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
- You mean the world to someone.
- You are special and unique.
- Someone that you don’t even know exists loves you.
- When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
- When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
- Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
- And always remember….when life hands you Lemons. Think of all the drinks that need a slice Of lemon and smile!
Good friends are like stars……..
You don’t always see them,
But you know they are always there.
I would rather have one rose and a kind word
from a friend while I’m here
than a whole truck load when I’m gone.
Useless Facts that don’t harm knowing:
– It is impossible to lick your elbow.
– A crocodile can’t stick it’s tongue out.
– A shrimp’s heart is in their head.
– People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
– In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
– It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
– A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
– Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
– On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
– More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
– Rats and horses can’t vomit.
– The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
– If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
– Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
– Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
– If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extra-terrestrials or their vehicles?
– In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
– The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
– Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
– A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
– 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
– In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
– Most lipstick contains fish scales.
– Cat’s urine glows under a black-light.
– Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
– Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
- What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine. - What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
- Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade. - How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It’s not hard. - What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She’s going to eat me!
What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitute meat.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don’t need a partner.